Quotes about food from great people. Funny quotes and aphorisms about food and gluttony
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For a slim figure, share food with the hungry.
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It turns out that a hodgepodge is a pie with cabbage))
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Eat less, less weight!))
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It so happened that a horse does not eat a horse, a rabbit does not eat a rabbit, and a cat does not eat shawarma.
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If you are what you eat, then who do you need to eat to become a man ???
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Whoever knew the trouble eats lard without bread.
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In biology, they asked me to write what I ate in a day. I'll go get whatman paper)
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- Svetik-Solnyshko, will the guests come to us today, prepare something for dinner?
- No questions! And how to cook - so that they will come again or so that they will not come again?
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Everything else is just food. And chocolate is chocolate.
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The worse the cooks prepare, the more polite the waiters should be.
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“I’m not going to eat caviar, as usual, in a bucket, and amid exhaustion I’ll grow thin and die !!!”
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At night I am quiet like a ninja, dexterous like a doe, and determined like a sumo wrestler ... Just to open the cherished refrigerator ...)))
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Upset - devour, there is nothing to do - devour, just came - devour, has been busy for a long time - distract yourself, devour!
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If you want to really lose weight, then you need to follow only one simple rule: Never eat on an empty stomach!
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I suffered from insomnia at night ... "I counted" cutlets.)
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I figured out that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and now I eat 17 breakfast times a day.
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If you are awake at 01:00 and you feel like eating, then you are a girl.
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- Can we go somewhere, have a bite? - Have a bite of the telephone cable and don't call, for * ball.
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When a person with a weak stomach eats fatty food, he hopes every time that he will carry it. And every time he is not mistaken ...
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If the chickens make you laugh, remind them what the Kiev style cutlets are made of!
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The hungry man was, is and will be!
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A good, they say, diet - less starchy foods, more nightly)))
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“It’s impossible to take your eyes off your chicken!… Before serving him to the table, you should at least have his head chopped off!”
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You must love what you eat, or love the person you are cooking for. Cooking food is an act of love.
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I'll eat breakfast myself ... and I'll eat lunch myself ... dinner too ... and in general, why should I share such yummy?)))
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I wish there was such a device that would work after six in the evening - I opened the refrigerator, and instead of bread I got it in a bread machine!)
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I decided to lose weight by the summer ... Diet and all that. Damn, I haven't had one yet strong desire eat shampoo with chocolate scent ...
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I love it when my husband cooks ... At such moments, even fried eggs seem like a masterpiece ...
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I constantly innovate in dishes - while I was watching a movie yesterday, I invented Fried Soup!)))
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As soon as the Chinese understand that rice is a side dish, that's it, this world is khan !!!
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The way to the stomach is through the store.
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What s * ks - such and borscht.
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What is the name of the most powerful American chemical weapon??? - McDonald's !!! :)))
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Finally, the day has come when the whole country is having breakfast with last year's Olivier.
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The wife to the seller: "Give me a kilo of liver sausage for the dog." Husband is surprised: "Darling, but we don't have a dog."
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What is the law of meanness? The more you eat in the evening, the more you want to eat in the morning!
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She ate like a bird - half her weight a day ... :)))
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A cake left overnight in the fridge may suddenly disappear by morning :-)
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Not all shawarma products are easy to buy at your local store. For some you have to run.
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A healthy appetite should be primarily for life, not for food.
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Horror, I can't start drinking the medicine because the instructions say --- take it an hour after eating ... And I don't do such long intervals ... in food !!!))
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I picked up some mushrooms. Now I will fry ... What kind of mushrooms - I do not know. Just in case, I washed, cut my nails and put on everything clean ...
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Why does one sleep so sweetly during the day ... and at night the food tastes better?
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- Do you pray before meals?
- No, my wife cooks well.
Funny sayings about food
The main thing in the treatment is not the number of drugs, but their right choice, therefore, the correct diagnosis plays a primary role.
Nobody will sell you the best medicine in a pharmacy, because it is - correct image life.
The habit of being sick is also essentially a disease, and one of the most dangerous.
A painful imagination creates fictional diseases for which there is no cure.
Syphilis is an exceptional disease because it is born in pleasure. The rest of the ailments are from nerves.
A conservative lifestyle based on unity with nature is the key to overcoming most ailments.
The disease has become the norm even for a healthy person.
Two things that a patient should take care of are appetite and good mood, otherwise the disease cannot be defeated.
A sick head is not a reason to go hungry.
All people are united by a common fate - illness and death.
There is no greater emptiness than the bottomless emptiness of pain.
By itself, the cause of the disease is not so important, but finding it out allows you to determine the method of treatment.
Continuation best aphorisms and quotes read on the pages:
Our food substances must be a medicine, and our medicine must be food substances.
For thirty years my mother served what was left of the dinner on the table.
It is bad if the wife knows how to cook, but does not want to; it's even worse if she doesn't know how, but wants to. Robert Frost
People who feed rather than eat are like cattle. - A. Brillat-Savarin
When a person eats little, he worries about the figure. Or just can't eat a lot! - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Beer is another proof that the Lord loves us and wants us to be happy.
You need to put your soul into cooking. Eat with those who are dear. Then your heart, embodied in food, unites with couples of love and turns dinner into a real holiday. - Carlo Petrini
Don't put off until dinner what you can eat at lunch. - Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin
The stomach of an enlightened person possesses the best qualities a kind heart - sensitivity and gratitude. - Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin
After a good dinner, you can forgive everyone, even your brother. - Oscar Wilde
A good spoon for dinner, and a glass before dinner. Konstantin Kushner
Better boiled egg in a time of peace than a roast bull in a war. - Lyon Feuchtwanger
Tell me what you eat and I will tell you who you are. Anselm Brillat-Savarin
The Italian has only two thoughts in his head; the second is spaghetti. - Catherine Deneuve
A person lives not by what he eats, but by what he digests. This position applies equally to the mind as to the body.
No one has ever seen the dinner itself. Calvin Trillin
If a gourmet constantly counts calories in dishes, then he is like Casanova, who does not take his eyes off the clock. - James Beard
Moderation is an ally of nature and a guardian of health. So when you drink, when you eat, when you move, and even when you love, practice in moderation. - Abu-l-Faraj
Love and hunger rule the world. - Friedrich Schiller
The old people tolerate fasting very easily; in the second place - adults, more difficult - young people, and most difficult of all - children, and of the latter - those who are distinguished by too much liveliness. - Hippocrates
We do not live in order to eat, but we eat in order to live.
The invention of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star. - A. Brillat-Savarin
The same dish is never the same. Alain Lobro
Better mustard in the afternoon than instead. Ryszard Podlewski
Excess food interferes with the subtleties of the mind. - Seneca
We need to eat and drink so much that our strength is restored by this, and not suppressed. - Mark Thulius Cicero
To really lose weight, it is enough to give up three things - breakfast, lunch and dinner. Frank Lloyd Wright
The only difference between a good dinner and a long life is that the sweet is served at the end of the meal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Eating a lot is harmful, and a little is boring. A. Karabchievsky
On the continent, you are treated to good dining; in England, good dining manners. George Mikes
It seems to me that every husband prefers a good dish without music to music without a good dish. - Immanuel Kant
The best seasoning for food is hunger.
Never argue over dinner: the hungrier always loses.
You should eat only good food and little by little, the same with books and movies. - Krzysztof Zanussi
Everyone has what he eats. - Ludwig Feuerbach
Don't put off until dinner what you can eat at lunch.
A good dinner brings out all the best qualities of a man. - Jerome K. Jerome
A gentleman never eats. He only has breakfast, lunch and dinner. Cole Porter
In conclusion, a banquet was given. The frog ate the fly, already ate the frog, the hedgehog ate the snake, the fox ate the hedgehog. Lunch went in a warm and friendly atmosphere. Felix Krivin
I eat to live, not live to eat.
Drunkenness is the mother of all vices.
When I'm in big trouble, I deny myself everything except food and drink. - Oscar Wilde
Food that the body does not digest is eaten by the person who ate it. So eat in moderation.
While I do not at all believe that we should eat beef without mustard, I am quite convinced that there is a much more serious danger these days: the desire to eat mustard without beef. Gilbert Keith Chesterton
There are far fewer good stomachs than good food. - Luc de Clapier Vauvenargue
After a good meal, you can forgive anyone, even your relatives.
We do not live in order to eat, but in order not to know what we eat.
If you have money, then eat pilaf, if you have no money, then eat only pilaf. - Uzbek proverb
Better time from time to time to malnourish, than to constantly overeat.
Drinking wine is as harmful as taking poison.
After a good meal, you can forgive anyone, even your relatives.
When I'm in big trouble in my life, I deny myself literally everything except delicious food and good drinks.
Oscar Wilde
Great people have always been abstinent in food.
Honore de Balzac
The best seasoning for food is hunger.
We do not live in order to eat, but we eat in order to live.
I eat to live, not live to eat.
The old people tolerate fasting very easily; in the second place - adults, more difficult - young people, and most difficult of all - children, and of the latter - those who are distinguished by too much liveliness.
Hippocrates
Don't put off until dinner what you can eat at lunch.
Not having supper is a holy law,
Who cares more about a light sleep?The stomach of an enlightened person has the best qualities of a kind heart - sensitivity and gratitude.
Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin
No one should overstep the measure either in food or nutrition.
If a gourmet constantly counts calories in dishes, then he is like Casanova, who does not take his eyes off the clock.
James Beard
A person lives not by what he eats, but by what he digests. This position applies equally to the mind as to the body.
If you want to extend your life, shorten your meals.
Beer is another proof that the Lord loves us and wants us to be happy.
Since people learned to cook food, they eat twice as much as nature requires.
Benjamin Franklin
It is better to be undernourished from time to time than overeating constantly.
Eating plentifully harms the body in the same way that an abundance of water harms crops.
If it were not for the power of the stomach, not a single bird would have fallen into the trap of the hunter, and the hunter himself would not have set the snare.
Food that the body does not digest is eaten by the person who ate it. So eat in moderation.
Drunkenness is the mother of all vices.
Moderation is an ally of nature and a guardian of health. So when you drink, when you eat, when you move, and even when you love, practice in moderation.
Abu-l-Faraj
Our food substances must be a medicine, and our medicine must be food substances.
The effects of dietary remedies are long lasting, and the effects of drugs are transient.
Hypocrates
Drinking wine is as harmful as taking poison.
Excess food interferes with the subtleties of the mind.
The only difference between a good dinner and a long life is that the sweet is served at the end of the meal.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Love and hunger rule the world.
Friedrich Schiller
There is no love more sincere than the love of food.
Are we going to give up food only on the grounds that when we are full, we lose our appetite? Is it possible to say that the field is wasted if it remains fallow?
George Bernard Shaw
Everyone has what he eats.
Ludwig Feuerbach
Abstinence in food is born either by concern for health, or by the inability to eat a lot.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
It seems to me that every husband prefers a good dish without music to music without a good dish.
Immanuel Kant
Belonging to a club where you can dine - even if it is a literary club - inevitably ruins the aspiring writer. This fatal mistake was made by more than one gifted youth who, on his own initiative or on the advice of unreasonable friends, tried to "crawl" into the society of celebrities - he saved his stomach, but lost his reputation.
Herbert George Wells
We need to eat and drink so much that our strength is restored by this, and not suppressed.
Mark Thulius Cicero
We do not live in order to eat, but in order not to know what we eat.
Getting up from the table hungry - you are full; if you get up after eating, you have overeat; if you get up too much, you are poisoned.
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov