Alcohol is worst enemy all mankind, but when the working week comes to an end and is nearing Friday, it is increasingly rooted by the confidence that all these are bikes and myths, and actually alcohol our friend who will help forget all work time and give us long minutes Joy and relaxation in the company of friends. But before you arrange a break, we advise you to know, under what zodiac sign your potential drinking device was born, and then never ...

Capricorn

Consciousness of drunk Capricorn is calculated by a simple formula: the tenth of the degree plus the root of common sense Multiply to minus one. The state occurs after the third glass and it does not change, regardless of the amount of drunk. A closed and cautious Capricorn in a drunken form turns into a soul of a company that generously harvested compliments to others and good-natured reacts to the subnishes. Do not be fooled! The catch lies in the fact that this bastard remembers everything.

Aquarius

Drunk Aquarius is able to turn the world, without expanding on such trifles as the point of support. He grabs a sheet of paper and gives birth to divine lines, rushes to the canvas and three strokes in the history of world painting, composes revolutionary economic models or creates a new religion. Only here, unfortunately, no one ever seen this. Like, in fact, drunken aquarius. Because it is usually a slightly caught Aquarius says: "You are here it, and I went to sleep." And goes to sleep.

Fish

If the fish - drank, hold the distance. If the fish drank a lot - run. Drunk fish is experiencing the entire spectrum of emotions in four minutes, after which it repeats this cycle, as long as he is able to move the gills. Just she sobbed in the corner, because no one loves her, and in thirty seconds he was already happily jumping around his chairs, waving shorts over her head and mosquitors to the drinking companions Ikra. And at the same time he just retells the first person's anecdote as a story that happened to her just yesterday.

Aries

The first rule of drinking with Aries: Never drink with Aries. If you are already drinking with Aries, try to put sober aquarius next to you so that he helped you in time. IN otherwiseyou risk waking up in some Leningrad (where it would be nor), after which it turns out that yesterday you married the elderly teacher of the Russian language and offended good man In the black hat made of artificial fur. At the same time, Aries will sympathize with absolutely sober eyes on you and swing head: "What are you so, we are a little bit." Well, if you are Aries, it should be borne in mind that other characters have very strange physiology - they are drunk from alcoholic beverages.

calf

Drunk Taurus always pretends that he sober. Even if the Taurus crawls on the floor, as a snail, leaving behind a wet trail, then still sure that the evening only began. The Tales have an unshakable rule: to take everything from life. All money, all sex and the house is a complete bowl. It applies equally to alcohol. Having been going to drink with the Taurus, do not save, otherwise you risk you hear something like: "I went to the fool behind Vodka - he will bring one." However, two vodka will not save you too: after them, the Taurus appears to the world of the brush to the Beharcher and doubt everything, to what will be able to use: a coffee service, geranium, and your good relationship.

Twins

Notorious duality of twins at the stage alcoholic intoxication retreats, withdrawing one of the hypostasis to the fore. And here - how lucky. On-the mountain can get out a cheerful kitty with a microphone and a summary "You will sing out!" Or a gloomy outcading of hell, which does not just hate everyone around, but also in every way to destroy them. In the second case, Vizati twin risks learn a lot about his appearance, about his abilities and about their life decisions. And the next morning the twin smells with hand - they say, are you crazy, offended? Well I was drunk.

Cancer

To drink cancer is the only way to recognize it in real. A semi-legged master of disguise in a drunken form is open to the world and, finally, ceases to be shy. If you get to spontaneous sex sober cancer - the task with an asterisk, then drunk cancer is almost in alone stockings and all burns. Of course, the next morning Cancer will climb into his chitin and will be silent there, tiping his teeth, suffer.

a lion

Drunk lion is no different lion from sober. Is that the amount of decibel increases directly proportional to the amount of drunk. Sober lion, telling about his valor, adventures and victories, still sometimes pauses to breathe a little air. But a drunken lion air is completely nothing. Drunk Lero need to tell the hundredth time from the series "What I am cool, Lord", because in the company of twenty people, one unfortunate, who did not hear this story for some reason.

Virgo

Why drink Virgin - completely incomprehensible. Perhaps the soul of a drunk virgin is temporarily coming out of the body, in order to wander through green fields with violets and grazing unicorn. In our sinful world, there are three mandatory stages: "I am so drunk" (after the first gland of the cocktail), "I love you so much" (middle of the night) and "Where is aspirin?" (In the morning). Young hanglighted maid can in the morning find out that she is no longer maiden, but never remember details. Very convenient, by the way.

Libra

Scales are afraid of drinking, but very love. Because only in a drunken state, they cease, finally weigh all around and come to harmony with the outside world. Eternal search for a light ideal temporarily stopped, because it is the very situation when there are no ugly women. Stupid men, by the way, too. All such muscles, bunnies and seals, which is completely incomprehensible, as it was possible to smear the nose in aesthetic rejection of the universe. True, the next weight of the weights remembering how they managed to reside to BruderShaft with a man from a threshing-crushing technical school becomes unbearable. But so then in the morning.

Scorpio

Scorpio dries smoothly to the condition of the courage, and then slows down sharply, continuing to pour others, at the same time Jesuit pushing "I have a light hand." He is lying! The scorpions are very, very heavy hand, and they extremely love to look at how their sacrifices are trying to stand up on their feet. If you plan to supply Scorpion specifically to, for example, to drain it into bed or to detect some information, it is better to shoot yourself at once. Because he will say: "Yes, of course, but let's first one, I'm nailed, I have hand light" And then - yes - Leningrad, an elderly teacher and a kind man in a black hat. You can drink with scorpions exclusively to those who dream of becoming a Star of the U-Tuba.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius alcoholic. Or sober. Because Sagittarius has failed. Or managed. It is not clear how to drink with a shooter. In the first case, there is not enough health. In the second case, you will die from boredom about half a lecture on the dangers of alcohol consumption. But whatever it was, hitting at the table with Square, do everything as he says. It is harmful to argue with him - he will shoot you, either offended, and the last one is incomparably worse.

Well, citizens of alcoholics, hooligans, tuneaders ... with Sunday you!

12th place - Capricorn

Capricors drink consciously: disassembled in years and bouquets, distinguish the Irish from Scottish over the smell and color, and Brut from semi-dry - on cotton corks. In general, in vain translate the product. Because these alcoholic gourmets never, never get drunk. At all.

11th place - Fish

They want to drink fish, but do not know how, even with a meager dose of alcohol, they take them into such the abyss that in the morning ashamed to look into the eyes of his colleagues, mom and universe. The most interesting thing is that at the very time of fish from these camps have never been flooded, just under the influence of the degrees visited by Revelation: "Idea! And de I am?! " © Realizing where exactly the fish begin to clap the fins, throwing the caviar and with the cry "Dolbani about the rocks, the sea!" Rush on the last path. On which they catches someone who loving and recommends not to drink anymore. And fish, which is interesting, listens. Well, for a while.

10th place - Cancer

Cancers love to drink. Highly. Fun and tasty, under the snack of 45 dishes, in a circle of loved ones and families. But a little bit! Those cancers that at least once in life drank not a little bit, remember this before the end of their days. Therefore, cancers fall into one of the two extremes: or drinks to hell, because there is already nothing to lose, the polymers of that-it; Or after yesterday no longer drink. At all. Never. And the second, oddly enough, more.

9th place - lion

The lion is very afraid to change, accidentally talk and spoil everything that it does not have any inspirple work: reputation. Which is known is almost completely based on myths and legends that the lion composed about himself. And, since the alcohol acts on it as serum truth, the lion does not drink much. But about his alcoholic feats, it is also inspired as about everything else.

8th place - Aquarius

Aquarius of alcohol is afraid of more than beech, spiders and terrorists taken together, but it does not show: without fear and reproach pours an aquavit and zadorly knocks others to keep up. Because alcohol is an enemy, and fear of enemies is not in the character of the Aquarius. Because Aquarius with a cry "Geronimo!" They dive on the bottom of the bottle, and the surrounding it seems that the green sniped is about to destroy this brave. But no. Aquarius, firstly, almost never get drunk, and secondly - never drink for sure: Aquarius and addiction - the essence of the things are incomplete.

7th place - Scorpio

Theoretically, Scorpio would have given the first place to give the first place - for long service and record litters. But practically it does not make any point, because the scorpion-alcoholic is extremely rare phenomenon. The fact is that the scorpion, drunk in the arc, turns into a dull, a paw and friend of all children: the influence of alcohol solutions on the incomprehensible scorpion body is to complete the disabling of the function of the misentropy. What, as we understand, is the fundamental basis for the scorpion personality. And to prepay the complete loss of this very person - still bust. Protead does not allow.

6th place - Virgo

The central place in the horoscope is occupied by the Virgin - those quieter alkashi, about which "would never have thought!". Well, in fact, because they did not think that the Virgin until the latter retain control over themselves and successfully pretend that nothing like that is just a bit of good wine. Although they drink, in fact, only with one goal: at least briefly lose, finally, this damn self-control!

5th place - Taurus

The calves do not soar at all: they begin tender relationships with green serpent in early adolescence, instantly fall in love with all their life, and then live with him in love and harmony, while the abstinence syndrome can tell them, alas, already forever. Because it is worth it to survive the epic hangover a couple of times - with basins by bed, challenge ambulance and thoughts in the spirit "I would be better dead yesterday!" - as everybody. Everything! There will be no more calorie. At all. Because limited to a pair of beer - this is the same thing that the date is finished in two steps to the bed. Unbearable!

4th place - Sagittarius

A little bit did not reach the top three leaders of Sagittarius - the happiest alkashi in the horoscope: alcohol they love sincere, devoted to love, and he meets them the same. Do not need a reason to drink the shooters, because what is the reason here, if it's just fun and tasty? Another thing is that the mighty physical health simply does not allow the Archers to sleep qualitatively, and they can stop it at any time. "But my grandfather quit to drink in ninety eight, and nothing!" - Grandfather Sagittarius was, do not go to the fortuneteller.

3 place - scales

The bronze medal gets weights that drink not pleasure for the sake of the sake of the sake of. Use for their fragile sincere health, which daily suffers from the imperfection of this world. So the annoying purchase of a seductive bubble ticket to the inner uninief - a mandatory ritual for weights, and if you deprive them of this opportunity - everything will be very bad. But not long, because the scales will find a way out of the situation. It is rumored that one dude even to turn water into wine - and we had some doubts about his zodiac sign.

2nd place - Aries

Silver medal gets Aries - offacarious alcoholics in the star generation: Aries, who did not get drunk to green traits in honor of the end of the 8th grade, and the second stage of alcoholism did not earn a second stage of alcoholism (which, however, will suffer, in the sense of enjoying The end of the days of their own) is not at all Aries. His certainly in the hospital was replaced by some pious Capricorn.

1st place - twins

Twins, as you know, a bunch of sublipses that constantly replace each other. But they walk together. Collectively. From here and the legs are growing at the main horror of our childhood: "You can not drink alone - eating!" This, of course, is not true, and the vile walk - drink alone can be completely unpunished. Twins drink at all so: just they always have with them. Not only a flask of scuba, but also a company of excellent drinking companions. Nice to drink with clever people, you know! And, how to say, sin is not to sleep in such a good company!

Each of us had experience in communicating with alcoholic beverages. For someone, communication is only on holidays, for someone it is already a daily habit, and someone does not endure alcohol in spirit.

Astrologers argue that addiction to alcohol depends on the date of birth. Now we learn that they think about the star.

Aries

Aries does not know the sense of measure. Under the action of alcohol becomes unbalanced and begins to seek adventures. If you need something he is getting him, we drink Aries, because under the action of alcohol, he becomes good and pliable.

calf

Tales prefer to drink expensive drinks at home. Very often drunk Taurus starts walking on friends and acquaintances. Do not kill the calf. In the state of alcohol intoxication, he becomes unbalanced and a fight may start.

Twins

Gemini are ready to organize a drunken in an even place. Under the action of alcohol, they do not change. Aggressiveness does not appear. But they drink more and more often than all other signs of the zodiac.

Cancer

Cracks love sincere conversations behind a glass of wine. However, if the degree is shrinking and the amount of alcohol dustered above the norm, the circus program begins. Drunk cancer and sober cancer differ from each other. These are completely two different people.

a lion

Most often, the lions know the measure in alcohol. They do not want to lose their reputation. If you drink, it can be rushing or fun.

Virgo

Most virgins are yarn opponents of alcoholic beverages. If they drink, they do it beautifully. They can drink one glass of wine to drink, enjoying the drink.

Libra

Representatives of this sign lack composure. They very often lose control of themselves, so they quickly get drunk. Scales always suffer from pothle syndrome.

Scorpio

Scorpions are looking for consolation in alcohol. If they drink, it means there is a speedy reason for this. In a drunk, they become dangerous to others. They want either disassembly or sex.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius is a great satellite for parties. Behind a glass of alcohol, he becomes a soul of the company. But if you drink extra, it becomes straightforward. He will tell you everything that was afraid to say in a sober form.

Capricorn

Capricorns are very detained in their emotions. They cannot relax even under the action of alcohol. Capricorn or seeking consolation in alcohol, or do not drink at all.

Aquarius

Aquarius love to experiment with alcoholic beverages. They prefer cocktails, often mix drinks, then suffer from a terrible hangover. May not drink for a long time, but then they are happy to participate in friendly parties.

Fish

Fishes are better not to drink! They cannot stop in time. The process of addiction to alcohol occurs very quickly. They have a tendency to alcoholism, so representatives of this sign need to be careful with drinking.

When going to spend time in a good company for drinking alcoholic beverages, it is better to pre-exploration. Namely: to know what each of the drinking spots are capable of. And the horoscope presented below will help. Let's start with the last place and gradually come up to the main zodiac alcoholic.

12. Capricorn.

An conscious alcohol consumer, versed in years and bouquets. With the help of the organoleptic method (smell and alcohol color) can accurately determine where Scottish, and where the Irish whiskey. Cotton plugs distinguishes semi-dry from the truth. Capricorn in principle is not able to get drunk. For him, such a fortune is just unknown.

11. Fish

Very hoots before drinking, but this event is not at all on the shoulder. After all, the pair of sips can crawl under the chair, swim in the abyss and generally make shameful things. And then the eyes will be guilty to mom, colleagues and friends.

In reality, the fish always splash in this abyss. Just after the dose of alcohol, they have eyes open, the desire to get out of there. Therefore, they clap the fins and loudly demand from the ocean so that he threw them on the rocks. At this point, one of the compassionate drinking companions has time to grab them for fins and recommends not to drink in such quantities. But the fish will not follow this advice for a long time.

10. Cancer

He loves to drink in a nice company and under a good snack. But it can easily lose control and break. The cancer changed this feature for a long time remembers the consequences of its liberty. Therefore, trying to drink at a minimum. Curiously, but because of bad control, many representatives of this sign become sober.

9. Lev

The worst thing for this sign is a lot of drinking and breaking too much, spoiling the reputation created by the years. Only here it is one hundred percent is the fruit of his imagination. Lero has to strictly monitor the amount of drunk, because the alcohol acts on it like serum truth.

8. Aquarius

This sign is used to prove those surrounding their fearlessness. And even alcohol for Aquarius and the enemy, but he is not afraid to meet him face. Therefore, selflessly falls at the very bottom of the bottle, scaring friends from the company. They think that the person got into the paws of Green Zmia and died. But their experiences are in vain! Rarely which Aquarius gets drunk to unconsciousness and even less often drinks, because representatives of this sign are not subject to dependencies.

7. Scorpio

If the main criteria of the horoscope presented in the article were consumed volume and peteern experience, then this sign of the zodiac was worth awarded first place. Although alcoholics are found among the scorpions very rarely. The fact is that under the influence of alcohol, they become all surrounding friends. As a result, scorpions disappears the fundamental basis for their personality - Misanthropy (hatred). A pride simply does not allow you to lose themselves for the sake of just a few bottles of alcohol.

6. Deva.

You can call this sign by a quiet alcoholic. It is about him that others say: "Who would have thought?!" And indeed, do not think, since Virgo can create the appearance of sobriety. Even if she drank a few bottles of champagne surrounding that it would seem not more than a glass. In principle, Virgo overturns the stack behind the stack only with one goal - at least for a short time to get rid of his self-control.

5. Taurus

This sign in love with the Green Zmia still in adolescence and goes with him in life until they can separate by the abstinence syndrome. After all, for the Taurus there will be enough just one strong hangover with a basin, a nurse and a dropper, to forever tie with alcohol. Just such a case will help him to realize the lack of control and ignorance of its measure.

4. Sagittarius

In this horoscope, there is simply no luck to drink than he. Sagittarius is experiencing sincere devotional love and in return receives the sameness from him. I don't even need this sign, he drinks just like that. Thanks to excellent health, the Sagittarius is capable of absorbing big doses, dropping to the very bottom of the bottle. After all, he can easily throw at any moment, even at 100 years old.

3. Scales

Honored bronze, since scales are applied to a glass for the sake of sublime purposes. Alcohol they support their weak spiritual health, which is very suffering from the fault of the imperfection of the surrounding world. So we simply need regular meetings with hot drinks, otherwise they will be completely bad.

2. Aries

Gets a silver medal for an inborn thrust to alcohol. If a protein was not visited on the school graduation Aries, and by the end of the institute did not appear the second stage of alcoholism (accompanying it until the end of life), then it is clearly not he. Most likely, parents in the maternity hospital slipped the pious Capricorn instead.

1. Twins

In the twins, there are somewhat constantly replacing each other sublipses. But at the table they sit together. After all, they say that drinking alcohol alone is the right way to alcoholism. In fact, it is a shameless lie! You can drink alone without feast.

Gemini turn into alcoholics for another reason: they always have someone to drink and what to drink. Therefore, the first place and the gold medal of this horoscope goes exactly.

Love for certain things can reveal the character of a person from the new side. This horoscope preferences is based on the observations of astrologers, and with its help you can find out which alcohol is preferred by representatives of different zodiacal constellations.

Alcoholic preferences do not at all mean the presence of destructive addictions. It's all about the culture of consumption of strong drinks. In this horoscope you can learn about the preferences of representatives of the twelve signs of the zodiac.

Aries

Aries prefer strong alcohol, namely vodka. They know everything about the culture of consumption of this drink and often order cocktails made up on its basis. You rarely meet the Aries, who loves slowly pulling sparkling wine, because their impulsive nature requires constant movement and fire.

calf

According to astrologers, the calves respect properly cooked beer varieties. They like to look for new taste solutions and stay in the sober mind. Such a drink allows the vents to relax after a busy working day and relax in the company close to people. Women is preferable to Cynda, which his sour and sweet taste drives negative thoughts and makes it possible to spend the evening for a glass of your favorite drink.

Twins

Twins are characteristic of having fun at the full coil and be in constant search for adventure. Therefore, their choice in a noisy company of friends - Tequila. This drink contributes to the liberation and splash of emotions. Twins are able to have fun and will not miss the chance to incendially spend the evening, including new acquaintances with the opposite sex and incendiary dances.

Cancer

Cancers tend to seek meaning in trifles and thoughtfully treat everything. Therefore, the choice of drink is obvious to them. Most often, representatives of this sign choose Gin to spend the evening for calm arguments and a leisurely discussion of the past day. However, with all the love of this alcohol, cancers have an excellent sense of measure, so never drink extra.

a lion

Lions in their nature are majestic and ambitious. Their preference is expensive red wine, which they gladly squeeze, indulging in contemplation and reflections on their own achievements. You rarely meet proud lion for consumption of not worthy of his cocktails.

Virgo

Libra

Thoughtful weights as it is impossible better suitable whiskey. It is important to feel all the verge of noble alcohol, opening new shades of taste. Robing your favorite drink, the scales relax and penetrate the complacency, not forgetting to keep the back smoothly, and in the head, scroll the next plan for success in life.

Scorpio

Scorpions in search of a favorite drink tried many options. However, the true preference is brandy for them. In the culture of consumption of this drink, they are not only important to taste, but also a competently furnished feast with the right glasses, long toast and mental company.

Sagittarius

Stralls are not alien to fun and positive moodSo they prefer easy sparkling champagne. They are important atmosphere of relaxed communication and fun, so at home at Streltsov there is always a spare bottle of this magic drink, which is a suitable moment that can come suddenly with the arrival of uninvited, but expensive guests.

Capricorn

Capricorns do not refuse themselves in light alcoholic beverages, however, the true preference of these people is scotch. This elite alcohol takes an honorable place in the house in Capricorn and is used exclusively in small doses in a properly created atmosphere. Idyll for representatives of this sign is a calm evening, a glass of Scottish whiskey and warm plaid.

Aquarius

Aquarius is inherent in curiosity, so they are experimenting with alcohol, trying new combinations and a variety of tastes. However, over time, their favorite drink becomes strong courageous rum. Someone finds in it the echoes of the aquatic battles playing by corsairs, others prefer to use rum exclusively alone to think about the next plan to conquer well-being or make a regular project.

Fish

Fishes are alien to zero and chumping. They often surprise friends with their preferences and rarely ask for a wine map. Their favorite drink remains absinthe, not tolerant despondency and gray. With the help of this alcohol, fish reveal new facets of their character and with pleasure spend time in the company of friends.

Each person is unique, and you may not come to the number of people who prefer the drink characteristic of your sign. However, with the help of horoscopes and features of each constellation that gives people certain features, we can learn their purpose and go along the way to achieve well-being, developing natural talents. We wish you happiness, and do not forget to click on the buttons and